Snakes On A Plane was uh... quite gross. I mean, what would you expect from a movie with focus in snakes?

Felt kinda cheated to watch that kind of movie...aiyo~~~

It's all about this kid who witness a murder and the FBI have to protect this kid on this plane from Hawaii to LA. But the murderer engaged some snakes expert and loaded the airplane where the kid was with venomous snakes of all kinds.

By right the snakes will not do anything unless being provoked.... so the snakes expert sprayed some kinda 兴奋剂 for the snakes where it will get those little slimy stuffs agitated and will begin on their attacks.

So throughout the whole show, it's all about snakes attacking humans and how humans get bitten by them and How some humans will die instantly after being bitten, how some still able to survive their bites.

It was a really damn gross movie - by gross, I meant the snakes are gross. Of course if you think snakes are cute then you wouldn't find this movie gross.

The first scene where the snake came out was when a couple of making out in the toilet, the snake came from the top where the lights were. There was a 露两点 scene where the snake bit on the gal's boobs. Haha!

Then in another toilet, a guy was peeing, then the snake came up from the toilet bowl and bit on his dick! Then the guy was in pain and kept moving around and he banged his head hard on the mirror and back and forth the walls in the toilet to get rid of the snake and that was how he died....

Alamak....

Towards the behind, both the pilots were bitten to death and one of the passengers who has no real flying experience had to take on the plane otherwise they can't land. And the passenger was a black whose ONLY flying experience was from playing Xbox! Haha!! And then he announced to the remaining passangers, "Yoyo!! This is your captain blabla speaking and ma brotha from anotha motha vice captain blabla here wid me!" Super funny la that part.

On the whole, damn er xin part. Dearie commented that Samuel L Jackson's roles were always those in critical situation one where he'd bound to say, "Yo! You can choose to die or follow my instructions to survive." or something like that. Haha!!

Quite brainless to watch. Generally I think most people do not like snakes but if you think you can take it, go for it.