Was chatting with Weiming about KTV-ing.

Most of the time, our conversation revolves around a lot about singing, music, what song to k and stuffs. So while reading my blog on the Wo Nan Guo lyrics by 5566, he was saying, "Eh, long time never sing wo nan guo le hor? I remember we used to he ying until perfection." HAHAHA How can I forget? I always do those wwwuuuuu oooooohh aahhhh behind.

There was once we sang in the hall, and there were other ppl from another table singing that song and both Weiming & I were doing the '失去的不能重来!!!"

It was a Jacky Cheung wannabe who sang Wo Nan Guo...and he also tried to mo fang Jacky Cheung's voice while singing Shou Fang Kai then Weiming showed him how it's done!!! He went like, "Think we can write a book on all the idiots we meet during KTV sessions."

#1 There was this SUPER OFF GUY who sang Kai Bu Liao Kou one key higher...

Apparently, KBLK was my damn favourite, all-time, absolute favourite song by Jay. And he killed the song such that now I listen KBLK, I felt off... argghhh!! I stilll remembered, the MTV started with the spaceship-like atmosphere, then that off guy was saying, "Eh! Can help me up one key?"

Weiming & I were like, huh?? And asked him why must up one key? He gave those super kiam pak answer, "Orh, if don't up one key, I cannot sing. It will be too low for me."

SMLJ!!! Jay's range is too low??? Hello! Jay's range is considered high for most guys lor...kanasai. During the chorus, all his veins showed from the neck... Brother, too low hor?

#2 There was this RIDICULOUSLY BOLIAO GUY who sang Mei Fei Se Wu...

When Weiming brought this guy in, I still remembered that stupid sai look on his face as he commanded, "谁是海蝶的?" 

TMD! You think you look very wu seh si boh? Like anytime will flip the table and start a fight like that! SIAO ONE LEH! I think Weiming also kena stunned dio? And then I sibei buay tahan and left and Weiming said that guy sang Mei Fei Se Wu... GEEZ!! OFF!!

I didn't even have to ask to probe more. A guy singing Mei Fei Se Wu is JUST SO WRONG!! OFF OFF~~~

#3 There was a Thai Weirdo....

If you got to Partyworld, you'll know that under 'language', there are simi sai language of songs there. So apparently, at the hall, when we arrived, there was this guy who kept singing Thai songs. Can't tell if it's Thai or Viet songs cos all those gibberish lyrics which we don't understand.

Then suddenly as more ppl enter into the KTV, he started to sing Andy Lau's songs and an out of tune Tong Hua... HAHAHA....

#4 That Jacky Cheung Wannabe....

As mentioned earlier, whatever songs he sang he will try to mimick Jacky Cheung with the hand signs & everything. And he chosen some old & famous Jacky Cheung number and was even imitating his expression in the MTV. Super off...

Then Weiming last time beginning also sing very alike Jacky Cheung one and he practically showed that guy how its done la...wah lau, if mo fang sound like, still ok la. But..aiyo!! Cannot make it leh.

#5 That Weird Uncle watching MTV in the hall...

There was a regular uncle who always order big jugs of Carlsberg. He looks around 40+? But the MTVs he watched are those 5566, Energy, SHE, Cyndi, Rainie, Jolin type. Quite er xin. Weiming & I were -_- that ppl will pay money just to WATCH instead of SING.

So when he finally sang was super funny also. It was a canto song but he sang in Mandarin. At first we didn't know it was a Canto song until the harmonising came out...but he just sang it in Mandarin...so weird leh. Aiyo... Don't know whether to laugh or what...

#6 There was this Sampat gal who's a friend of...

A female friend of Weiming brought along her other female friends and introduced them to Weiming and his guy friends like majiam it was a matchmake session. She even asked her friends to visit Weiming at his hall since they were all in the same hall.

Sampat gal said, "你们有空的话可以去找他."
Weiming said, "神经病啊！找我做么？"

#7 That Super BO TAO NAO Bimbo Waitress...

We sang hall and typically 2 mics would be provided. So then apparently one of the mics wasn't working so there was only 1 mic left to sing. So we told the waitress to please give us another working mic else how can we sing duet songs?

Her reply was DAMN BIMBO, "You sing finished already, you can pass to her and sing and when she finished, she'll pass back to you."

IDIOT LEH!! Then how to sing together and do the harmonising?? Good lord she's so stupid!

#8 Some SI GINNAH playing hide and seek and blocking the screen...

Who are the idiot parents who brought primary school kids to Partyworld KTV??? And allowing them to run around the hall and aisle of the KTV and played hide & seek, hiding behind our chairs and running across the screen, thus blocking our view. They actually commented on our singing, "Eh! 你唱不像的。"

WU SIAO BOH!!! We sing like the actual singers also got no business of yours leh! And the waiters actually did nothing about it, confirm is waiter or manager's friend's kids that's why they kept quiet.

#9 The very first goon we met that claimed her voice is that of a rocker and sang Si Le Dou Yao Ai..

Ahhh... that one classic. She said she like to KTV but then ppl who go to K often should be sing not bad one right? But wah!!! Cannot make it. And I think we laughed more than we sang.

She also said she like to sing rock songs so we purposely selected some Shin songs and she sang Si Le Dou Yao Ai until we went dead.

Because she practically burst all of our ear drums!! And in Weiming words when he saw my reaction, my 'eyes big as duck eggs' and I 'jumped out of my skin'! HAHAHAHA!!!!

That's all for En & Ming Book of Goons & Idiots we meet at KTV Sessions. And I'm very sure there would be more to come!

Speaking of idiots... Really pissed off with those extra ppl coming to my blog. Is there a way to block them from visiting?? Wah biang eh...

我真的真的很佩服下雪温迪小姐，
她能够容忍这么多白痴到她的部落格留一些没经过大脑的留言呢？

我的部落格根本不出名，只有一些好朋友阅读罢了。
可是我知道还有其他的闲杂人在阅读。

有外国朋友例如，澳洲的，英国的。。。
我很感谢你的时间，因为我只不过是个小市民罢了。
小小市民，花痴女，发白日梦的地方。。。　
And I'm glad that you stick around because this little space of mine somehow entertained you :)


嗨。。。又是一天感觉非常他妈的心情。。。